Congratulations! You’re About To Learn To Eat Pussy Like a Pro.
Tongue-twisty tips to improve your tantalizing treats
Here’s a scene I like to imagine.
I’m lying on my back, completely naked. My eyes flutter as I indulge in the pleasure I’ve been dreaming of all day– perfect oral sex.
I can feel my heart racing with anticipation as his hands caress the curves of my body, sending shivers of excitement through me. His lips find my clit, gentle at first, but quickly becoming more passionate. His tongue circles around it, teasing and caressing, sending waves of pleasure through me.e
I can feel my body responding to his touch; my breathing is becoming shallow as his tongue builds a fire inside me. His mouth moves lower and lower, exploring every part of me. I can feel my muscles tense as his tongue teases and teases until I reach the point of no return. I am feverishly ready for more.
He moves his tongue in a slow and gentle rhythm, eagerly exploring my luscious lips. His touch is firm but gentle, and he expertly teases my body into a state of arousal. I can feel every sensation as his tongue works its magic. His fingers find their way to my G-spot, and I can feel my orgasm building.
My hips buck, and I scream out in pleasure as my orgasm overwhelms me. He continues working his tongue and fingers, coaxing out wave after wave of pleasure. As I come down from my orgasm, I can feel my body relaxing with pleasure. I’m basking in the afterglow.
I look down at him, this remarkable man who has just brought me to the heights of pleasure. I feel overwhelmed with joy and appreciation. I’ve found my perfect match. This is what I spent years of my life looking for.
Now, why don’t you try it out? Imagine this same scenario, only you’re the man involved, and I’m lying on my back waiting for you. You know how much I love to tease you, don’t you?
Hint: it’s a lot.
To help you imagine it, I’ll give you a little description. My vagina is robust and fleshy, but not fat or thick. It’s your typical, part-white-part-Latina, skinny-girl tiny vagina, with cream-colored labia on the outside that transition to a warm, soft pinkish red on the inside.
Lately, my boyfriend has asked me to keep a little hair on top (I always shaved before that). He says he loves the way it feels and smells. So, I’ve got a patch of fuzzy, trimmed hair sitting on top.
Seriously, imagine it! It’ll be fun!
Now, I want you to ask yourself—what would you do with me? If you had one chance to knock my socks off, how would you go about it?
Hold that thought…
Many of you reading this aren’t having these kinds of encounters.
Which is sad because there are plenty of women out there in need of a good tongue-lashing. You know, it’s my duty to offer sex advice and to help try to bring people together. I want people to be together with people they’re super into, and I want the sex to be explosive when it happens. For women, it’s usually not.
The truth is, the scene I just described is pitifully unusual.
The few men who can do this to a woman possess a magical power.
Some of them don’t even know the true power they possess with that magical tongue inside their mouths, but it’s very real. They might mistakenly believe that super hot women are in complete control and that they’re lucky to have her. But that’s not the truth.
Ask me or any of my girlfriends.
We’ll all tell you—a guy who can eat pussy like a machine is a keeper. I’ve said it a thousand times, and I’ll keep saying it: women will put up with an ungodly amount of bullshit just to keep a guy who tongue-pokes her in all the right places.
I’m going to give you a pussy-eating overview, a boot camp that explains some seldom spoken-of tips to help you control her body and mind with nothing more than your tongue.
Don’t Be a Pervert…Yet…
This one will be a combination of dating advice and pussy-eating advice, so listen up.
It all starts with her mind. If her mind isn’t sufficiently turned on, her body won’t follow.
One major mistake far too many guys make when starting a relationship or when they’re about to have sex is being too perverted too fast.
Every woman has different thresholds of how much “nasty” they enjoy. Think of it as a Goldilocks zone. Too little is boring. Too much is a turn-off.
And you want her to truly enjoy it, not just tolerate it.
I know this is confusing and uncomfortable when you’re first trying to get to know someone. It’s confusing and uncomfortable for us, too.
But I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Almost all women love at least a little bit of pervert in their man. It makes us feel desired. It’s why I love it when my boyfriend rims me. There’s no denying someone’s attracted to you when they’ve got their tongue in your asshole. It’s just a matter of finding out how much pervert she likes in a man.
Most men have two ways of getting their interactions with a woman to a sexual level.
They ignore it, trying really hard not to look like they’re sexually interested in her.
They lob everything they have at her and hope she likes it.
The first guy pretends to be your friend for six months waiting for you to make the first move, while the second guy texts you unwanted sexual things non-stop and fills your messenger with dick pics. Yuck.
In dating and in sex, it’s best to communicate erotic interest early on. But you want to keep it classy. That way, if things go wrong like she’s not into you or something, you can more easily move on. It’s hard to recover after you tell a stranger how badly you want to shove your pulsing cock down her throat.
The same goes for giving oral sex. Dirty talking is wonderful. But it should be a slow build. Let her know you want her, don’t be silent, but also, don’t begin by talking to her like you’re filming a porn movie. Even if it’s how you really feel, it’ll come off as insincere because it probably doesn’t match what she’s experiencing internally.
You want to get her mind racing and dreaming up all the things you’re talking about. Think of yourself like a hypnotist, slowly working her up and getting her as horny as possible.
But to truly take her pleasure to the next level, you need to know how to eat pussy like a pro. So let’s get down to business and explore some tips and techniques that will leave her begging for more.
Take Your Time
When it comes to sexual encounters, rushing into things may seem like a logical step, but trust us when we say that it's better to take your time. It's essential to connect with your partner and understand their needs and desires before making a move. However, when it comes down to it, knowing how to pleasure a woman with your mouth and tongue is critical.
To begin, start by kissing her neck and working your way down to her chest and stomach. Passionately kiss her body while exploring her with your hands. Pay close attention to her reactions, breathe in her scent, and marvel at the beauty of her body.
As you move towards her lower regions, use your tongue to tease her thighs and slowly approach her vulva. You can also kiss her inner thighs to build anticipation and get her worked up. Remember not to become predictable. Switch things up, and keep her guessing. Women love men who take their time to figure them out, and by doing so, you'll soon become a master of the art of pleasing a woman orally.
Always keep communication open. Ask her what she likes and how she wants it. Experimenting with different techniques can be fun and exciting, but don't forget to stay in tune with your partner's needs. Use your tongue, lips, and mouth to stimulate her clitoris, labia, and vagina. Pay attention to her reactions and keep doing what works.
Use Your Tongue Wisely
The tongue can be a powerful tool when it comes to pleasuring a woman. Use it to lick and tease her clit, and don’t forget to explore every inch of her labia and vaginal opening.
Aside from the clitoris, there are many other areas of a woman's genitalia that can be pleasured by the tongue. The labia, which are the outer lips surrounding the vaginal opening, are also highly sensitive and can be licked and caressed to provide added stimulation.
The vaginal opening itself can also be explored with the tongue, using gentle licks and pressure to arouse the woman and increase her desire.
Practice by yourself and become a master of rhythm. Believe it or not, rhythm is a lot more important than you might think.
Pay Attention to Her Body
Listen to her body. It’s telling you things.
Every woman is different, so pay attention to her reactions and adjust your technique accordingly. Some women may be more sensitive than others, so be mindful of how much pressure you’re using and how fast you’re going.
Sensitive areas differ from woman to woman, so it's essential to be aware of this and adjust your touch accordingly. Some women may prefer more pressure, while others may find it uncomfortable or painful. By being mindful of the pressure, you can ensure that the experience is pleasurable for the woman.
Moreover, the speed of your touch is equally important. Some women may prefer a slow and gentle touch, while others may want a faster and more intense sensation. By being aware of this and adjusting your speed, you can provide an enjoyable experience that caters to her individual preferences.
Communicate, Communicate, Communicate!
Don’t be afraid to ask your partner what feels good and what doesn’t. Communication is key to great sex, and this is no exception.
Enough said.
Mind Her Body
While eating pussy is a great way to pleasure a woman, don’t forget that she has other erogenous zones as well. Explore her body with your hands and mouth, and find out what turns her on.
From nipples to assholes, the rest of her body is a playground waiting for your sweet, sweet lovin’.
Use Your Lips
While your tongue is doing all the work, don’t forget about your lips. Use them to suck and kiss her clit, and give her pussy the attention it deserves. It’s easy for guys to get lost in focusing on the tongue and forget totally that moving the lips in flowing directions can be a powerful tool that will make her scream.
Pretend you’re gently nibbling on her pussy lips, but with your lips.
Suction is Your Friend
Hello, there’s a reason the fancy, expensive sex toys come with suction capabilities. They rock our world. It gives us a whole different experience from the usual carpet-munch or dick session. Remember: suck gently. You don’t want to give her vulva a hickey or anything. Just some gentle sucking while you lick her and stimulate her labia with your moving lips, and you’ll be golden.
Keep it Wet—But Not Too Wet
Saliva is your friend when it comes to eating pussy. Keep your mouth wet and use plenty of saliva to make sure she stays lubricated and aroused. But if your mouth is soaked, you need to handle that. Too much lubricant of any sort will reduce friction to the point where you can’t feel a thing.
You don’t want that.
Keep your palette moderately moist, and she’ll love you for it.
Be Confident
Last but not least, I know it’s been said a thousand times, but confidence is unbelievably sexy. Don’t be afraid to show your partner that you know what you’re doing. Trust in your technique and don’t be afraid to experiment and try new things.